Release!
List of each and every edit
- <1> was squashed by a falling anvil -> <1> was flattened like a pancake
- <1> was squashed by a falling anvil while fighting <2> -> <1> forgot to look up while fighting <2>
- <1> was shot by <2> -> <1> was shot by <2>
- <1> was shot by <2> using <3> -> <1> was shot by <2> using <3>
- <1> was killed by <2> -> <1> had a terrifying nightmare
- <1> was pricked to death -> <1> tried to hug a cactus
- <1> walked into a cactus while trying to escape <2> -> <1> was not aware of their surroundings while fighting <2>
- <1> was squished too much -> <1> was denied elbow room
- <1> was squashed by <2> -> <1> was denied personal space by <2>
- <1> was roasted in dragon's breath -> <1> smelled Ender Dragon's bad breath
- <1> was roasted in dragon's breath by <2> -> <1> passed through Ender Dragon's bad breath while escaping <2>
- <1> drowned -> <1> tried to be a Drowned
- <1> drowned while trying to escape <2> -> <1> forgot they weren’t a fish while fleeing <2>
- <1> died from dehydration -> <1> overdosed on magic
- <1> died from dehydration while trying to escape <2> -> Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing <1>
- <1> was killed by even more magic -> <1> was reduced to particles by <2>
- <1> blew up -> Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing <1>
- <1> was blown up by <2> -> <1> was reduced to particles by <2>
- <1> was blown up by <2> using <3> -> <1> was nuked by <2> using <3>
- <1> hit the ground too hard -> <1> experienced a sudden stop
- <1> hit the ground too hard while trying to escape <2> -> <1> was reminded by <2> that you can't fly in Survival Mode
- <1> was squashed by a falling block -> <1> was Minecrafted by gravity
- <1> was squashed by a falling block while fighting <2> -> <1> was blockmailed by <2>
- <1> was skewered by a falling stalactite -> <1> was impaled from the inside out
- <1> was skewered by a falling stalactite while fighting <2> -> <1> took a sharp lesson from <2>
- <1> was fireballed by <2> -> <1> got a hot delivery from <2>
- <1> was fireballed by <2> using <3> -> <1> was cooked medium-rare by <2> using <3>
- <1> went off with a bang -> <1> exploded into confetti
- <1> went off with a bang due to a firework fired from <3> by <2> -> <1> got a surprise fireworks show from <2> using <3>
- <1> went off with a bang while fighting <2> -> <1> had a literal blast while fighting <2>
- <1> experienced kinetic energy -> <1> tested the Irresistible Force Paradox
- <1> experienced kinetic energy while trying to escape <2> -> <1> was defeated by <2> and gravity
- <1> froze to death -> <1> contracted a case of hypothermia
- <1> was frozen to death by <2> -> <1>'s last breath froze courtesy of <2>
- <1> died -> <1> forgot how to breathe
- <1> died because of <2> -> <2> showed a magic trick to <1>
- <1> was killed -> <1> is no longer with us
- <1> was killed while fighting <2> -> <2> showed <1> the exit
- <1> discovered the floor was lava -> <1> discovered the floor was lava (for real)
- <1> walked into the danger zone due to <2> -> <1>'s step was too hot to handle thanks to <2>
- <1> was killed by <2> using magic -> <1> was outplayed by <2>'s spell
- <1> was killed by <2> using <3> -> <1> underestimated <2>'s <3>
- <1> went up in flames -> <1> got overcooked
- <1> walked into fire while fighting <2> -> <1> became an unintentional torch for <2>
- <1> suffocated in a wall -> <1> folded under the pressure of the wall
- <1> suffocated in a wall while fighting <2> -> <1> thought they would be safe in the wall from <2>
- <1> tried to swim in lava -> <1> tried to take a very hot bath
- <1> tried to swim in lava to escape <2> -> <1> thought lava would be a good hiding place from <2>
- <1> was struck by lightning -> <1> wanted to be a Lightning Rod
- <1> was struck by lightning while fighting <2> -> <1> suffered from a very inconvenient incident while fighting <2>
- <1> was killed by magic -> <1> had a bit too much magic
- <1> was killed by magic while trying to escape <2> -> <2> used black magic on <1>
- <1> was slain by <2> -> <1> was removed by <2>
- <1> was slain by <2> using <3> -> <1> was thrashed by <2> using <3>
- <1> burned to death -> <1> hopped in the toaster
- <1> was burned to a crisp while fighting <2> wielding <3> -> <1> got extra crispy by <2>'s <3>
- <1> was burned to a crisp while fighting <2> -> <1> was roasted by <2>
- <1> fell out of the world -> <1> took a one-way trip to the void
- <1> didn't want to live in the same world as <2> -> <1> determined <2> wasn't worth staying for
- <1> left the confines of this world -> <1> was on the search for the Farlands
- <1> left the confines of this world while fighting <2> -> <1> executed by <2>'s border patrol
- <1> was slain by <2> -> <2> told <1> to press Alt-F4
- <1> was slain by <2> using <3> -> <1> got a personal lesson from <2>'s <3>
- <1> was obliterated by a sonically-charged shriek -> <1> was obliterated by a sonically-charged roar
- <1> was obliterated by a sonically-charged shriek while trying to escape <2> wielding <3> -> <2> pierced the sound barrier next to <1>
- <1> was obliterated by a sonically-charged shriek while trying to escape <2> -> <2> pierced the sound barrier next to <1>
- <1> was impaled on a stalagmite -> <1> met a painful, buzzing end
- <1> was impaled on a stalagmite while fighting <2> -> <1> was fatally poked by <2>'s <3>
- <1> starved to death -> <1> forgot to eat
- <1> starved to death while fighting <2> -> <2> reminded <1> about food
- <1> was stung to death -> <1> met a painful, buzzing end
- <1> was stung to death by <2> using <3> -> <1> was fatally poked by <2>'s <3>
- <1> was stung to death by <2> -> <1> got a fatal poke from <2>
- <1> was poked to death by a sweet berry bush -> <1> got too friendly with a sweet berry bush
- <1> was poked to death by a sweet berry bush while trying to escape <2> -> <1> met a thorny end thanks to <2>
- <1> was killed while trying to hurt <2> -> <2>'s Thorns outranked <1>



